Change the National Anthem

Americans, our national anthem is ancient and has recently been disrespected and disgraced by our OWN fellow Americans and sports idols. 48% of adults and 75% of children are unaware that the Star Spangled Banner is our national anthem, and that alone, is a problem. With the millennials soon coming into their primes and taking over America, I propose we change the national anthem. I'm proposing that the new national anthem of the United States be nonother than the highly respected 1999 smash hit triple platinum single: All Star by Smash Mouth. 98% of adults and children know the song lyrics by heart. This move will give American's a new life and really revitalize the American work force. This will undoubtably help the United States win gold medals in every Olympic event/any international competition. This will truly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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