We, the undersigned, petition the Bureau of Vital Records under the Pennsylvania Department of Health, to change the birthday of Stephen Alonzo "Smags" Smaglio to a date other than September 6th (more preferably the 4th or 8th, but ultimately the 5th or 7th would be acceptable). His constant demonizing and utter disregard for those he shares a birthday with is egregious, portentous and downright wrong. For those reasons and many others, we ask for the aforementioned change.
anything to get away from him. he ruins the whole day for everybody lol