As a UC Student, you have certain rights. One of those is access to reliable wireless internet in a library. Unfortunately, you're being screwed out of your money. Inspired by an inability to do any programming assignments because of the sub par internet connectivity, I have decided to make a petition for the University (if it can even be called that) of California, Santa Cruz to do something about the consistently horrendous condition of the internet. I mean really, why pay all this money to have worse internet than I get at home? As a UC student I understand that the Regents have a responsibility to stuff their pockets with money accumulated from putting us in debt, but it is my hope that they can spare some funding for a reliable internet source.