Ok you guys just listen to what i have to say. I am really confused ok so a while ago I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just like sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson.
Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out.
So the other day I was playing basketball in the gym and the egg fell out! Into my gitch! I was too afraid to take it out and people probably though I was growing a peen or something. So I didn't take it out of my underwear until I got home and the egg was hardboiled. My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! Im not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich!
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Jackie
9 years ago
:)
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Miguel cruz
9 years ago
My kids get home wet and with colds because of the rain and their shoes soaked and ruined school shout be CANCELED!!
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Josh
9 years ago
It's dangerous,high winds and deadly storms I say we stay home.Better safe than sorry
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Sebastian
9 years ago
Its too wet for school
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Sesmar patino
9 years ago
What if i drown ?
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Viviana Tapia
9 years ago
Not safe.
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Alejandro Guerrero
9 years ago
It wet
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Anonymous
9 years ago
no thanks, satan!
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Anonymous
9 years ago
we're going to be wet&cold all day, not thank you
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Justin Suter
9 years ago
The increased likelihood of vehicular accidents due to increased school traffic and slippery roads make this a good call.
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Humza shariff
9 years ago
I passed my school today and I saw that there were no sidewalks because it was flooded! Cancel school!!!!!
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Nethwan
9 years ago
No school
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Anonymous
9 years ago
I want to sleep in and study in peace please
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Abby dubois
9 years ago
I believe in this!
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Anonymous
9 years ago
It's too rainy for school and all the other school discricts are doing it as well. We should be apart of that.
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delaney
9 years ago
everyone smells like wet dog when it rains please save our adolescent noses
NO SCHOOL
Ok you guys just listen to what i have to say. I am really confused ok so a while ago I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just like sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out. So the other day I was playing basketball in the gym and the egg fell out! Into my gitch! I was too afraid to take it out and people probably though I was growing a peen or something. So I didn't take it out of my underwear until I got home and the egg was hardboiled. My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! Im not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich!
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My kids get home wet and with colds because of the rain and their shoes soaked and ruined school shout be CANCELED!!
It's dangerous,high winds and deadly storms I say we stay home.Better safe than sorry
Its too wet for school
What if i drown ?
Not safe.
It wet
no thanks, satan!
we're going to be wet&cold all day, not thank you
The increased likelihood of vehicular accidents due to increased school traffic and slippery roads make this a good call.
I passed my school today and I saw that there were no sidewalks because it was flooded! Cancel school!!!!!
No school
I want to sleep in and study in peace please
I believe in this!
It's too rainy for school and all the other school discricts are doing it as well. We should be apart of that.
everyone smells like wet dog when it rains please save our adolescent noses
GREAT IDEA
Heck no