Ok you guys just listen to what i have to say. I am really confused ok so a while ago I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just like sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson.
Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out.
So the other day I was playing basketball in the gym and the egg fell out! Into my gitch! I was too afraid to take it out and people probably though I was growing a peen or something. So I didn't take it out of my underwear until I got home and the ***** was hardboiled. My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! Im not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich!!!
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nick large
9 years ago
im gonna drown while swimming to classes
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Camden O'Donnell
9 years ago
I believe that the rain caused very problematic flooding issues and the rain tomorrow can and very well may worsen them and i think that kids can get sick from getting cold and wet from the big puddles on campus
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Anonymous
9 years ago
All u thirsty hoes need this water
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Cash me inside how bow da
9 years ago
As you sit in class picking your nose and daydreaming about how mother nature has been a pain in the ass... its great being peed on through the rood by our lord heavenly father. Like yas. But you know whats even greater. Sitting at home taking that extra time that was wasted last night studying for the finals that the devil has brought apon us. BEEP BEEP BETCH!!
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Lindsay Lofink
9 years ago
I dislike school while it is rainy and people are annoying sometimes. Im good at school, so for my dedication, i'd like to be away from school work and school. And people. I have other things in life.
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Sunny Burrows
9 years ago
You can't do this to me
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Veronica
9 years ago
I don't want to get all my school supplies wet and destroyed
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Nicole
9 years ago
I keep having break downs about finals and I need some rest to recover!
No school
Ok you guys just listen to what i have to say. I am really confused ok so a while ago I was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when all of a sudden my vag just like sucked it up. It was like a vacuum, and not just a regular vacuum it was like a hoover or a dyson. You know, the ones where the guy talks about the vacuum never losing suction? Yeah, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldn't come out. So the other day I was playing basketball in the gym and the egg fell out! Into my gitch! I was too afraid to take it out and people probably though I was growing a peen or something. So I didn't take it out of my underwear until I got home and the ***** was hardboiled. My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! Im not done! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich!!!
im gonna drown while swimming to classes
I believe that the rain caused very problematic flooding issues and the rain tomorrow can and very well may worsen them and i think that kids can get sick from getting cold and wet from the big puddles on campus
All u thirsty hoes need this water
As you sit in class picking your nose and daydreaming about how mother nature has been a pain in the ass... its great being peed on through the rood by our lord heavenly father. Like yas. But you know whats even greater. Sitting at home taking that extra time that was wasted last night studying for the finals that the devil has brought apon us. BEEP BEEP BETCH!!
I dislike school while it is rainy and people are annoying sometimes. Im good at school, so for my dedication, i'd like to be away from school work and school. And people. I have other things in life.
You can't do this to me
I don't want to get all my school supplies wet and destroyed
I keep having break downs about finals and I need some rest to recover!
I'm trying not to die thanks
we can all die if we go to school
Flash flood not trying to die
its to rainy!
Alexis
Y'all I ain't aboutta swim tomorrow pfff
schools wack, rain makes it even worse Ahaha
Have to play destiney
this rain is brutal
I'm not trying to swim to 1-7 period.