"Dawn" is a great name.  It means "sunrise."  The sunrise is pretty damn important.  Without it, there would not be life on Earth.  So yeah, sunrise is cool, therefore "Dawn" is cool.

Dawn-Marie is NOT cool.  She is so not cool that she does not deserve to bear the name "Dawn."  This petition is a campaign to get Dawn-Marie to drop the "Dawn" and just go by "Marie," which means "bitter sea," and just seems so much more appropriate.

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