Calburt Frieduck Give da Fans What They Want

I’m undergoing Anal Bleeding cuz I tore my ass x’D

Hello, heard Cal is into telephone porn. That’s so hot. Marry me, I’m a single-mother :) <3

I hate Santa Claus

Where’s my testicles? >:(

Dear Cal Muah xoxo

Having bathroom problems :/

Thanks for releasing me, Cal. Accept this sig

Ayy lmao, I got meself blue skin for me skinny jeans

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? Are you feeling it? Ahoy

Hey, I’m the hottest woman who posts on WF, so Cal, you’re welcome. Cutie xoxo

Just heard about the news. SCREW VINCE, and here’s a signature from me Cal because IM THE CHAMP

I’m Spike.... Spike..... Spike the DINOSAUR

Sorry, it’s me Hulk Hogan. NOT the Incredible Hulk. Yea, disappointment I know.

Have a poster of Trish Stratus wearing a bikini, and she still makes me produce Jam down there. Btw u cool in my book, cal

Everyone gets one.

I’m a simple man. You pay me, I make curry.

WHERE’s MY GIRL SCOUTS COOKIES????? ARRGGGHHHH

Been a big fan of cal for years now, and been following him on YouTube. Always dreamt about gaming with him. Also kinda got a crush on him, anyway, telll Cal I said hi to him plz :}

Remember me, Cal? >:)

This needs to happen!