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Bring Back Twinkies!!!!!!

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For years it has been an american past time to bite into a hostess product, but now thats not a possibility. Because of a worker strike the hostess company went bankrupt and had to file for foreclosure. I think we should sign this petition to encourage the striking workers to work for the sake of a tradition, and to help the workers and the company come to an agreement where both sides can be happy. The side affects of no twinkies is depression. For instance, when your sad you go and eat a twinkie and then you're happy again. If we don't bring twinkies back the percent of little fat children with depression  could rise a bajillion%. Also a bunch of old people who have had twinkies around all of their lives could have heart attacks from sadness. Fat people might also share the same fate as old people due to twinkie withdrawal. So if you don't sign this petition you are responsible for depressed children and sad old people. THE END

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