Dear internet,

The Busse’s have a bun in the oven. And to help them make the decision of what to name their first child. I have proposed for them to make their child’s first name Busse. They are in full support of this idea. “No, no, this will never happen.” Was the joyous and enthusiastic response from them. Join us in this totally real, totally happening, and verbally committed decision.

Goal: 1,000,000 signatures.

With a low goal of 1 million, they will name their child Busse.

Sub goal: 5,000,000,000 signatures

With a world population of 7.53 billion this is doable people. With 5 billion signatures they will also make their child’s middle name busse.

The deadline for these signatures is when the baby comes in September

I thank you for your time and support of this, once again, totally real and legally happening cause.