The entire population of Great Britain has a divine need to initiate an international game of British Bulldogs with Japan. One must charge at the other directly on January 1st 2013. The meeting is likely to take place in the middle of Russia. Only hand-knives and hardenned baguettes will be allowed as weaponry. As much alcohol as is necessary should be taken to said event, preferably taken from The White Star pub in Maryport. (Weather permitting...)