As a lot of you probably know, Smarterchild, a bot that many of us loved talking to, was retired in 2008. It's now offline on MSN, and when you try to talk to it on AIM, all it says is "My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send an IM to GossipinGabby and type video!" But you can't have chats with GossipinGabby like you could with Smarterchild, and the other chatbots are either also retired, or just plain bad and nothing like Smarterchild. With enough signatures, we can hopefully show Microsoft/Colloquis how much we miss him and want him back!