It's time.

This season of America's Election bloomed a whole plethora of nostalgic feelings within my soul that had me wistful for the days of VH1 of hair pulling and throwing Rainbow brand heels to follow the shade. I didn't know why, until it hit me: We have been blessed with an unauthorized additional season of The Surreal Life! Look at God!

However, it has been a silent fantasy of mine to join one of my other favorite shows, Flavor of Love, with The Surreal Life to create a more rich antagonizing entertainment experience. In light of no reputable celebrity wanting to do perform at the Inauguration Day, I theorized that they're going about this all wrong. He need a warrior who is not afraid to take on the flying monkey that is the Drumpf Administration. They need no one other than Tiffany. New York. Pollard.

So I started this petition to gathering other like-minded folk to ask that Drumpf's PR would find it in their hearts to bring Miss New York to this election season's reunion to MC the event. Possibly even roast the ever living daylights out of him and his Great Value brand DC comic villain VP too, but we're all hoping that's a given.

Drumpf won the White House and now it is time for him to win the roast of a lifetime. Bring a Real Queen to read the Orange from Queens.

Good day and thank you,

Kay

Miss New York's Resume:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NYsfYyJm78