Let's cut right to chase here.

There are 22000 + seats in the Yum! Center. There are approximately a million people living in the Louisville Metro Area, another 700k in Metro-Lexo ... as well as the entire state of Kentucky/Southern Indiana (Covington, Bowling Green, Paducah, Hopkinsville, Richmond ... uh, the Political Dystopia formerly known as Frankfort ... Jeffersonville, Evansville, New Albany, Madison, French Lick, Santa Claus, etc, yada yada, bada bing ...) and every other smallish town near the Ohio River that depends on the Derby City for big F*****' events like D'Angelo's comeback.

There's no reason the Yum! Center wouldn't sell out in fifteen minutes if Michael Eugene Archer decided to stop by, whenever James River is ready, and whenever he decides to stop farting around the EU and take American music back to the place it rightly belongs:

underneath his fingers, in the form of an orgasm.

... I mean, an organ.

Alright, here are the rules:

1. Where are you from?
2. What's your favorite D'Angelo song?
3. How do I know you're a real person, and not a computer?
4. If you don't see him in Louisville, where will you see him, and how much are you willing to pay for the experience?
5. How does it feel?

See you in ... November? 2013? Never? Whenever?

Paix,

Joe

PS The Brown has 1400 seats, the Palace has (who cares), the Clifton Center has 500 ... just sign it! He'll see it, people!

"Sign it, and he will come." - Field of Dreams

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