In seasons past, our fantasy football league has been sparked by long worded weekly updates previewing each matchup. These updates inspired many scholarly discussions involving topics such as the dangers of jolly ranchers in bulk and supposed mistresses/hiking buddies of participants in our league. Now thanks to Obama, our weekly updates are no more. Instead, we have been forced to discuss trivial items such as custard and child abusers/wife beaters. Without the update, how are we supposed to know that Commissioner Hurst will lose every week? Or that Marcom traded Tom Brady, Brandon Marshall, Steve Young, Jason Heyward and the rights to budding UNC starJustin Jackson in exchange for Knowshon Moreno? Or make fun of Salt for owning the cheapest tipper in the history of professional sports? Or mock Anderson for a team name referencing a player not on his team (the same could have been said about Lamprecht up until two days ago)? Sign this petition to show your support in bringing back the weekly update.