Chris, my younger sibling, once upon a time had a magnificent head of hair atop his loving head. This doo was in the form of an all natural ginger fro, it was seen for miles around and, little known to most, was actually the reason of the biggest economic boom of Goole since Tim Charlesworth (my partners father) sailed a load of excrement away from the port to be distributed in the North sea. People came from far and wide to witness the natural phenomenon and it comes then as no surprise that Goole has seen a steady rate of decline in it's economy since alongside a boom of cosmetic salons and hair dressers to try and recreate the hair that once was there. Yet sadly all of this superficial activity cannot recreate the beauty that once sat atop this boys head. So I urge you for the sake of humanity and the survival of Goole pelase sign this petition to bring back the fro!