The management team at the Denison IHOP has violated our constitutional right to enjoy better pancakes by removing our beloved Cinn-a-stack from our menu, while other stores continue to do God's work by delivering these wonderful little miracles to our great customers (and staff, *wink*). It is our duty as proud, patriotic Americans to use our collective voices (and signatures) to persuade (force through passive-aggressive measures) these kind and well-meaning (mean) individuals to see the error in their ways and once more find a place in our menu and our hearts for the Greatest Pancakes of All Time™.