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Pepperkaker
2 years ago

Pepperkaker

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Pepperkaker
2 years ago

Pepperkaker

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Jonathan Agurk
2 years ago

Well of course, he’s my beloved cousin after all. Ser ikke at jeg har blitt ringt da, kunne du sendt en melding? I can be reached either here on Ipetitions or just by calling! Ser fram til et produktivt partnerskap!

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Mechanical engineer
2 years ago

Hey Jonathan! I tried calling you without luck. I was wondering if you would be willing to help with an upcoming book. Specifically a biography on Johnny Cucumber, as it seems you two have a history together. Please reach back to me when you can.

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Jonathan Agurk
2 years ago

Mitt navn er Jonathan Agurk, fetter til Johnny Cucumber. Johnny har dessverre havnet i koma etter en ulykke i en sjongleringskonkurranse. Jeg håper du kan bli med å be for han

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Jonathan Agurk
2 years ago

Ikke gjør dette. Alle vet at Edward og Johnny ikke har klart å snakke med hverandre siden ulykken…. Ingen grunn til å nevne dem for hverandre :(

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Jonathan Agurk
2 years ago

Ipetitions dere kommer til å svi for deres synder. Uansett! Mitt navn er Jonathan Agurk og jeg vil gjerne donere penger for å støtte denne saken. Kan du ringe meg for å diskutere detaljer! Ring ASAP: 98495499

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Chemical engineer
2 years ago

Expect :( It’s all to no avail, because I always seem to FAIL

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Chemical engineer
2 years ago

I live and I laugh. I smile and I cry. I try, but in the end, it has no effect. All I ever get is confect. When I am hurt I always deflect. All I can hope, all I can excpect.. is for this petition to have an effect.

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Tingeling king
2 years ago

So kawaii

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Sojajajajajjaa
2 years ago

Hello, if i were a cat. I wil spend my nine lives with you.

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Kitten slayer
2 years ago

Are you perhaps related to Mr Johnny Cucumber? You see I have excellent coding and hacking skills, and I have come to notice that you look identical to Mr Johnny Cucumber when I accessed both of your web cameras. With kindness kitten slayer

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Raroosee
2 years ago

You look cute

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Kitten slayer
2 years ago

The finest kind

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Kitten slayer
2 years ago Featured

That’s exactly what I thought as well. Mr Johnny cucumber, you are a legend, an icon..you are THE MOMENT

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Kitten slayer
2 years ago

This is my life’s legacy I have been demanding this exact cause all my life. Thank you for making this. You are a messenger from God. May all glory come to you.

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Indisk potet
2 years ago

#periode æ periode ø

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Edward Tomato
2 years ago

The more you try to erase me, the more that I appear

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Anonymous
2 years ago

Johnny Cucumber sold me fentanyl yesterday

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Johnny Cucumber
2 years ago Featured

This is what you love to see! Finally some real petitions I can knowingly sign off on with my full name!