Whether you noticed it or not, recently the world was a much happier place. It was happier because this beautiful mustache existed. Just days ago Mike was forced to shave this beauty off because it "looked awful". I for one cannot stand to live in a world with such injustice and none of us deserve to live in a world without this amazing display of manliness. I ask of you to band together in support of Mike and his stache so that one day we can all live in a world made better by it. They can take our lives, but they cannot take our Mustaches
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I thought that MY moustache was awesome! But WHAT THE HELL!!! I am blown out of the water by the sheer magnificence of this mans facial hair! I try to look this good every day, But When I hear that a moustache like this has been shaved away because someone thought it looked terrible... It chips a little piece of my heart away. If I don't see this spectacular moustache back in 4 months time, I will shave my moustache off in protest of shaving his off.
We are men
The innocent stache!
Bring back the Stache!
Bring it back!
Is it the moustache...? Who knows...
Bring back the stache
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Whether you noticed it or not, recently the world was a much happier place. It was happier because this beautiful mustache existed. Just days ago Mike was forced to shave this beauty off because it "looked awful". I for one cannot stand to live in a world with such injustice and none of us deserve to live in a world without this amazing display of manliness. I ask of you to band together in support of Mike and his stache so that one day we can all live in a world made better by it. They can take our lives, but they cannot take our Mustaches
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total tragedy. mike looked like a legend with that thing on his face. bring it back asap man!!!
I thought that MY moustache was awesome! But WHAT THE HELL!!! I am blown out of the water by the sheer magnificence of this mans facial hair! I try to look this good every day, But When I hear that a moustache like this has been shaved away because someone thought it looked terrible... It chips a little piece of my heart away. If I don't see this spectacular moustache back in 4 months time, I will shave my moustache off in protest of shaving his off.
We are men
The innocent stache!
Bring back the Stache!
Bring it back!
Is it the moustache...? Who knows...
Bring back the stache
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total tragedy. mike looked like a legend with that thing on his face. bring it back asap man!!!