BRING BACK!!!!! guacamole doritos!!!!!!
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BRING BACK!!!!! guacamole doritos!!!!!!

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I'm a sucker for weird new flavors of things. I know they're going to be gross, but I feel honor-bound to give them a try before I dismiss them. Pizza Pringles are an excellent example. I could tell just by the graphic design of the packaging that they were going to be terrible. But I tried them anyway. They were terrible. Now I never have to eat another Pizza Pringle again, and I don't have to fear accusations of knee-jerk prejudice. So I was walking through the grocery store, experimenting with keeping to a budget instead of impulse-buying like a madman. I had a small and very specific shopping list. But I passed one of the promotional displays at the end of an aisle, and there were these green bags of Doritos. Guacamole-flavored, and according to the picture on the bag, the chips were actually green as well. My mind said "No, no, no!" but my body, more specifically my hand, said "Yes, yes, yes!" Unable to help myself, I put a bag of Guacamole Doritos in my cart. (In a pathetic effort to retain SOME credibility, I need to point out that I put two bags in my cart, since it was a two for the price of one sale, but then I put one back.) I tried to ignore the bag of Guacamole Doritos for a few days, putting off the inevitable. Ominously, the bright green Dorito bag was sitting on top of the lime green Gatorade canister on my kitchen counter. Two more hideously unnatural food products have never been stacked. When I finally decided to try these "Guacamole-flavored" Doritos, I opened the bag, and sat down at the computer. This was to give an unbiased taste-test, since mindless snacking at the computer is how I eat regular Doritos. My first impression was pleasant surprise. They really do taste like guacamole. Well, that is to say, you can recognize flavor of guacamole, and not mistake it for anything else. and i want them back

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