My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. I'm M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D AlAM now.
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Wesley Percy Liverwort
3 years ago
My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. Im MOHAMMED AlAM now!
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SAD
3 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
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SAD
3 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
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DUKE
3 years ago
Mt PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
I found my wife face down in our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
My wife isn't even an A-CUP! What the hell did I marry her for?!!!!!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
My wife has small TITS, I asked her, how does she enjoy the A-CUP life?!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
I'm a SPEED manufacturer --I make SPEED DEODORANT
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DEPORTEE
3 years ago
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye rosalita, a dios, me amigo, have you seen maria?
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Garth
3 years ago
I always wanted to watch my son BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER. So I hired a quarterback to sleep with my son. I yelled to my son, GET IN THE BEDROOM, when he refused!
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WENDY PUSHOG
3 years ago
I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
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SINGER
3 years ago
Ay, hi, to, hi, slustrin and leglory. I don't know about pechu --(explosion)
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SMART ASS
3 years ago
My father asked me if I want to be a CHEF like him. I said no, I'd rather be a MAN!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss says I need to treat him with more respect. So i grabbed his neck and pointed my finger right in his face!
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Little Miss Muffet
3 years ago
I'm not racist, I just don't want to live next to ILLEGAL BEANERS!
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ANNORAX
3 years ago
I had an inspiration last night. The ERADICATION of DISABLED people will save America two billion dollars per year.
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Everyone is sick of me talking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink. Them eggs were crying as i gave them a dirty look washing them down the drain. I'm a monster!
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
F**CKIN' EGGS! My obsession with the eggs I dumped down the sink are ruining me! My friends are keepin' their distance from me! I'm not crazy! F**CKIN' EGGS!!!
My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. I'm M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D AlAM now.
My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. Im MOHAMMED AlAM now!
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
Mt PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.
I found my wife face down in our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!
My wife isn't even an A-CUP! What the hell did I marry her for?!!!!!
My wife has small TITS, I asked her, how does she enjoy the A-CUP life?!
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
I'm a SPEED manufacturer --I make SPEED DEODORANT
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye rosalita, a dios, me amigo, have you seen maria?
I always wanted to watch my son BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER. So I hired a quarterback to sleep with my son. I yelled to my son, GET IN THE BEDROOM, when he refused!
I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
Ay, hi, to, hi, slustrin and leglory. I don't know about pechu --(explosion)
My father asked me if I want to be a CHEF like him. I said no, I'd rather be a MAN!
My boss says I need to treat him with more respect. So i grabbed his neck and pointed my finger right in his face!
I'm not racist, I just don't want to live next to ILLEGAL BEANERS!
I had an inspiration last night. The ERADICATION of DISABLED people will save America two billion dollars per year.
Everyone is sick of me talking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink. Them eggs were crying as i gave them a dirty look washing them down the drain. I'm a monster!
F**CKIN' EGGS! My obsession with the eggs I dumped down the sink are ruining me! My friends are keepin' their distance from me! I'm not crazy! F**CKIN' EGGS!!!