Bring Back Frank Fritz

My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree. Now we need a new tree. I'm gonna--break his little fingers!

For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S, and S&M outfits.

I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!

The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.

Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on B.V.N television network.

Yesterday my new yellow pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in from Amazon. But Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him on her stool. All three of my waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies got sat on by Aunt Debbie's sexy bubble butt. Every day she alternates between which of my three bl*nkies she's going to sit on. Aunt Debbie just surfs the internet while sitting on my baby bl*nkies I love. She doesn't care about their feelings. Her bubble butt crushes them and gets her lotion butt smell on them!

My new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in a prime truck from Amazon. As soon as I got my THIRD new baby bl*nkey, Aunt Debbie captured my bl*nkey, put him on her stool, pulled her yoga pants down and sat on him. My new bl*nkey first moments are of aunt Debbie's ass in leopard panty sitting on him. She's just surfing the internet, wiggling her bubble butt around on bl*nkey. She doesn't care about bl*nkey, he's just a cushion. The new smell is replaced by aunt Debbie's lotion butt smell.

My god, aunt Debbie's thighs are thick and sexy while sitting on my THIRD new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey from Amazon. Her bubble butt bulging off the stool, my new bl*nkey is completely crushed under her bubble butt in Maidenform leopard panty. I never got a chance to sleep with my new bl*nkey and he's already familiar with aunt Debbie's ass on him. Aunt Debbie says my third new bl*nkey is soft like my other two. Everyday she'll alternate between which of my baby bl*nkies she'll use as a cushion while at work. All my bl*nkies came into contact with aunt Debbie's sexy bubble and smell like her sexy lotion butt smell. She initiated my new bl*nkey by sitting on him in her sexy Maidenform leopard panty!

Aunt Debbie finally got up, off my THIRD new yellow waffle baby bl*nkey. The new smell on bl*nkey was replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell. Her butt cheek marks are forged in my new bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie initiated the new bl*nkey by using him as a cushion for her ass while she works at her computer. I didn't even get to sleep with my new bl*nkey and Aunt Debbie already sat on him with her bubble butt in her Maidenform leopard panty. Her butt smell is so strong and sexy on bl*nkey. Now aunt Debbie has three bl*nkies of mine to use as cushions on her stool while working at her computer!

My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!

My wife put on three perfumes at once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!

With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!

I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!

BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20,000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!

Bring Frank back. No fun without Frank.

I thought BANGKOK was a city to hit a guys penis!

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I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I'm making Seymour watch me use his bl*nkey as a cushion, my fat ass bulging and crushing it, and getting my poo smell on it!

I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his bl*nkey was,and how bad my poo smell was on it.