I got this phone call about this boat I supposedly won. When I went down to collect it, it was a POLICE STING! YOU F**KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
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Daniel Wormald
2 years ago
People think I'm weird cause I pull my pants down and sit in apple pie. I wiggle my butt around in the pie. Apples go up my butt.
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Mysterion
2 years ago
Your ASS
or a HOLE
in the ground.
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LEECOW
2 years ago
Mayor Lombardo of Pittston, Pennsylvania, how dare you call that a parade. CHEAP AS F-U-C-K!
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Sakkath
2 years ago
The PITTSTON CITY TOMATO PARADE was just ordinary cars promoting their businesses. I WANT MY FUUUCKING MONEY BACK!
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MAD
2 years ago
The PITTSTON CITY TOMATO PARADE was a F-U-C-K-N-G retard! It was just ads! BULL$HIT!
K
Kurtwood Smith
2 years ago
TIME has a grudge against me. It denied me my future.
W
WORLD NEWS FAG
2 years ago
Today is the start of the PITTSTON DILD0 FESTIVAL.
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SINGER
2 years ago
SINGING: Ay, yi, yi, yi. Slustrin and Le Glory. I dont know about pechu--(EXPLOSION) (SINGING STOPPED)
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CONSOLIDATED LARD
2 years ago
I'm saying it again. When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, 7XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KING PIG!
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GUY
2 years ago
I like Z-NATION. Might as well call America SPIC-NATION!
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ANGRY HISPANIC DUDE
2 years ago
SPIC-NATION ES RACISMO!
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GUY
2 years ago
My mexican boss called me lazy. I called him a FAT BEANER!
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ANGRY HISPANIC DUDE
2 years ago
BEANERS ES RACISMO!
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SADISTIC FUCK
2 years ago
My favorite scene in the 1997
VOLCANO movie is when that big, dumb guy jumps and melts alive in the lava. I love the screaming.
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CONSOLIDATED LARD
2 years ago
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, 7XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KING PIG!
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KATIE SEARFOSS
2 years ago
I graduated Pittston area high school in 2005. I use to be q Borg drone. I'll explain the assimilation process. I would hold my men victims with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist at their neck and inject my assimilation tubules from my first two left hand fingers into their neck. The tubules release millions of nanoprobes from my bloodstream into my men victims. Also a paralysis agent was injected into my victims. Thats why people assimilated gy a drone lose consciousness and collapse to the ground. The nanoprobes take all the iron from your blood. That's why you turn pale after nanoprobes are injected.
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WIFE
2 years ago
My husband prints his DONKEY PORN magazines in our basement. He hooks the donkey's up to a machine so they can get a BONER and take a picture of their genitals. Pretty sick stuff.
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WILLOUGHBY J WILLOUGHBY
2 years ago
Forget securing the border. We need to legalize PUBLIC MASTERBATION in front of children.
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CONSOLIDATED LARD
2 years ago
When you women wear 3XL panties, you jeed to lose weight. But when youngest into the 5, 6, 7 XL size p@nties, youre a F**KING PIG!
I got this phone call about this boat I supposedly won. When I went down to collect it, it was a POLICE STING! YOU F**KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
People think I'm weird cause I pull my pants down and sit in apple pie. I wiggle my butt around in the pie. Apples go up my butt.
Your ASS or a HOLE in the ground.
Mayor Lombardo of Pittston, Pennsylvania, how dare you call that a parade. CHEAP AS F-U-C-K!
The PITTSTON CITY TOMATO PARADE was just ordinary cars promoting their businesses. I WANT MY FUUUCKING MONEY BACK!
The PITTSTON CITY TOMATO PARADE was a F-U-C-K-N-G retard! It was just ads! BULL$HIT!
TIME has a grudge against me. It denied me my future.
Today is the start of the PITTSTON DILD0 FESTIVAL.
SINGING: Ay, yi, yi, yi. Slustrin and Le Glory. I dont know about pechu--(EXPLOSION) (SINGING STOPPED)
I'm saying it again. When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into the 5, 6, 7XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KING PIG!
I like Z-NATION. Might as well call America SPIC-NATION!
SPIC-NATION ES RACISMO!
My mexican boss called me lazy. I called him a FAT BEANER!
BEANERS ES RACISMO!
My favorite scene in the 1997 VOLCANO movie is when that big, dumb guy jumps and melts alive in the lava. I love the screaming.
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6, 7XL size panties, YOU'RE A F**KING PIG!
I graduated Pittston area high school in 2005. I use to be q Borg drone. I'll explain the assimilation process. I would hold my men victims with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist at their neck and inject my assimilation tubules from my first two left hand fingers into their neck. The tubules release millions of nanoprobes from my bloodstream into my men victims. Also a paralysis agent was injected into my victims. Thats why people assimilated gy a drone lose consciousness and collapse to the ground. The nanoprobes take all the iron from your blood. That's why you turn pale after nanoprobes are injected.
My husband prints his DONKEY PORN magazines in our basement. He hooks the donkey's up to a machine so they can get a BONER and take a picture of their genitals. Pretty sick stuff.
Forget securing the border. We need to legalize PUBLIC MASTERBATION in front of children.
When you women wear 3XL panties, you jeed to lose weight. But when youngest into the 5, 6, 7 XL size p@nties, youre a F**KING PIG!