EL RICHARD---DICKEY DAWSON!!
EL RICHARD---DICKEY DAWSON!!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART! I lost again!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
Today is January 20th, so far I took ONE shower this year!
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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago
In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!
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Andre James Smyth
4 years ago
Frank is the show without him it will be a cold day in hell before i watch American Pickers. I think Frank should get his own show he is the people person. Go Frank !!!!!
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NAJIMY
4 years ago
I have burrito smelling farts!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
My other PENIS is a VAGIINA!
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MacNicol
4 years ago
My college professor caught me living in the college steam tunnels! I'm so embarrassed ☹️
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Mike Leenstra
4 years ago
Bring back frank. I miss sucking on his HAIRY C-O-C-K!
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Mike Leenstra
4 years ago
Bring back Frank
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HANK SCHRAEDER
4 years ago
All TEN of my witnesses died in prison! Maybe it was a coincidence?
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Vaughn
4 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'Chan!
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Vaughn
4 years ago
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere! It will infect all people with nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn the human race into Borg drones!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
My boyfriend disobeyed me for the last time! I have assimilation tubules in my first two left hand fingers. I injected my nanoprobes into my boyfriend's left cerebral hemisphere! The nanoprobes created an implant in his brain, one he can't resist. Now he just sits there and drools. He's a mindless drone now.
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Garth
4 years ago
My Mama got bit by a stray ALLIGATOR!
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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
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WENDY PUSHOG
4 years ago
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL, and SCHLONGUS INTERUPTUS!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
EL RICHARD---DICKEY DAWSON!! EL RICHARD---DICKEY DAWSON!!
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART! I lost again!
Today is January 20th, so far I took ONE shower this year!
In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!
Frank is the show without him it will be a cold day in hell before i watch American Pickers. I think Frank should get his own show he is the people person. Go Frank !!!!!
I have burrito smelling farts!
My other PENIS is a VAGIINA!
My college professor caught me living in the college steam tunnels! I'm so embarrassed ☹️
Bring back frank. I miss sucking on his HAIRY C-O-C-K!
Bring back Frank
All TEN of my witnesses died in prison! Maybe it was a coincidence?
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'Chan!
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha!
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere! It will infect all people with nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn the human race into Borg drones!
My boyfriend disobeyed me for the last time! I have assimilation tubules in my first two left hand fingers. I injected my nanoprobes into my boyfriend's left cerebral hemisphere! The nanoprobes created an implant in his brain, one he can't resist. Now he just sits there and drools. He's a mindless drone now.
My Mama got bit by a stray ALLIGATOR!
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL, and SCHLONGUS INTERUPTUS!
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!