We the undersigned demand,

Mr. Andrew Dixon, the first of his name, ruler of Bolton, not as weird as the Reece Bolton but the closest we got, Bouldering extraordinaire, Lord Commander of Redarse, Chief of health complaints, Surrogate to troubled children, Creator of beach olympics, festival Phobe, all round top guy and Chef or some sort of cook in a past life,

Reinstate that gold chain for the rest of his days.