Bring Back Ben & Jerry's "One Sweet Whirled Ice Cream"
Dear Friends, I don't usually get political in my demands, but the time has come to right a wrong for all Americans and the whirled (ha, see what I did there). My beloved Ben & Jerry's has abruptly ended my childhood prematurely (some time about nine years ago) by adding the "One Sweet Whirled" ice cream flavor to the graveyard. Call it passion for action, or a man with a desire for his beloved ice cream, but I want my youth...ahem, I mean ice cream back. Whether you're a coffee lover, ice cream lover, Dave Matthews Band lover, freedom lover, need to gain weight, or all of the above, we need to bring back what made us once great! Please join me and send a message to those big Vermont meanies (now a Unilever subsidiary) and tell them to bring back "One Sweet Whirled." Not to mention it will help with saveourenvironment.org Good Day!