Concerning recent controversies about the placement of gerbils within an anal cavity, many fear for the lives of the rodents. For clarification, the conversation is recorded below:
Dawrr- "Blizz: When you shove things up your butt, make sure they won't kill ya."
Blizz- "gerbels are friendly arent they"
Dawrr- "Well, just don't pinch it shut or they'll suffocate."
ERT_PaYnE- "poor gerbels..."
Dawrr- "Well, look on the bright side. Whatever they eat is pre-digested."
ERT_PaYnE- "I think they would die from methane poisoning before they get hungry..."
Dawrr- "If the stories about Blizz are true, there should be ample ventilation to prevent methane poisoning or suffocation. Then again, if he pinches, they die."
Blizz- "listen dawrr, regardless of what you may think, i am not like some sloppy old worn oout 50c hooker. i pride myself on my physiological tone. ask anyone thats been to a pb game or tourneywith me, they will testify as to my physiognomy, or be cut off. so, bite me."
ERT_PaYnE- "For God sakes man!! Don't Pinch!!!!! Think about the gerbels!! Think about their families!!!"
After reading the above conversation, most anyone will agree that Blizz is unstable, and potentially dangerous to the said gerbils. Please sign this petition to end his gerbil enemas once and for all!
(disclaimer: Nobody is really shoving gerbils up their butts. This is simply to get people to laugh- I don't need more hate mail)
I have been spending my time documenting these reckless claims to ensure the safety of these animals remains the priority. The feedback from people who are equally horrified by this situation keeps me motivated to continue pushing for accountability.
April 30, 2007
Seeing this message gain so much traction proves that people finally understand the true danger these poor animals face. I feel a genuine sense of relief that others are willing to stand up and demand accountability for these reckless actions.
3 Comments
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Sarah Acosta
19 years ago
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What is wrong with people?? Poor little things dont deserve this treatment at all.
J
Jason Diallo
19 years ago
Featured
WTH did I just read. Keep rodents away from him immediately.
M
Mike Vargas
19 years ago
Featured
this blizz guy is clearly messed up in the head. stop messin with animals man
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Concerning recent controversies about the placement of gerbils within an anal cavity, many fear for the lives of the rodents. For clarification, the conversation is recorded below:
Dawrr- "Blizz: When you shove things up your butt, make sure they won't kill ya."
Blizz- "gerbels are friendly arent they"
Dawrr- "Well, just don't pinch it shut or they'll suffocate."
ERT_PaYnE- "poor gerbels..."
Dawrr- "Well, look on the bright side. Whatever they eat is pre-digested."
ERT_PaYnE- "I think they would die from methane poisoning before they get hungry..."
Dawrr- "If the stories about Blizz are true, there should be ample ventilation to prevent methane poisoning or suffocation. Then again, if he pinches, they die."
Blizz- "listen dawrr, regardless of what you may think, i am not like some sloppy old worn oout 50c hooker. i pride myself on my physiological tone. ask anyone thats been to a pb game or tourneywith me, they will testify as to my physiognomy, or be cut off. so, bite me."
ERT_PaYnE- "For God sakes man!! Don't Pinch!!!!! Think about the gerbels!! Think about their families!!!"
After reading the above conversation, most anyone will agree that Blizz is unstable, and potentially dangerous to the said gerbils. Please sign this petition to end his gerbil enemas once and for all!
(disclaimer: Nobody is really shoving gerbils up their butts. This is simply to get people to laugh- I don't need more hate mail)
I have been spending my time documenting these reckless claims to ensure the safety of these animals remains the priority. The feedback from people who are equally horrified by this situation keeps me motivated to continue pushing for accountability.
April 30, 2007
Seeing this message gain so much traction proves that people finally understand the true danger these poor animals face. I feel a genuine sense of relief that others are willing to stand up and demand accountability for these reckless actions.
3 Comments
S
Sarah Acosta
19 years ago
Featured
What is wrong with people?? Poor little things dont deserve this treatment at all.
J
Jason Diallo
19 years ago
Featured
WTH did I just read. Keep rodents away from him immediately.
M
Mike Vargas
19 years ago
Featured
this blizz guy is clearly messed up in the head. stop messin with animals man
What is wrong with people?? Poor little things dont deserve this treatment at all.