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birds are fake
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Birds are government-issued drones that the FBI uses as spies. They sit on wires to charge. Kanye West was supposed to be a bird but there was malfunctioning. Therefore, he is a robot trying to take over the world and must be stopped.
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i saw one outside my window just staring at me for like an hour. definitely recording everything.
BIRDS ARE SO FAKE THERE ALWAYS WATCHING.
I think birds are fake
birds are intianly fake
im gay
yes this is true. very true
I LOVE KANYE
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
birds are fake
Final supporters
Birds are government-issued drones that the FBI uses as spies. They sit on wires to charge. Kanye West was supposed to be a bird but there was malfunctioning. Therefore, he is a robot trying to take over the world and must be stopped.
14 Comments
KANYE IS ONE OF THEM WAKE UP PEOPLE
i saw one outside my window just staring at me for like an hour. definitely recording everything.
BIRDS ARE SO FAKE THERE ALWAYS WATCHING.
I think birds are fake
birds are intianly fake
im gay
yes this is true. very true
I LOVE KANYE
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KANYE IS ONE OF THEM WAKE UP PEOPLE