We hereby the undersigned, as stakeholders inflicted by the continuing and increasing priority mismanagement of the below subjects, exercise our democratic right to petition holding them wholly accountable for a marked reduction in recreational activities as a result of reduced funds and availability resulting directly from the acquisition of property in the form of a human being of female gender henceforth referred to as "the exhibit," and jointly call for a fundamental restructuring of time and priority management providing full and unequalled regard to the preference, nay, necessity for human young adult males to routinely flourish in the presence of each others' company. refer article 21-k (sub-section 14): Bros before hoes. Subjects aformentioned: - Michael Fagan - David Sagar **************RELINQUISH YOUR EXHIBITS*************