We the undersigned understand your support for the recently announced low production of the DeLorean. However, your flowing locks are a distraction to the development team and we have seen a 15% drop in productivity since they were introduced.
Please Bezza, go for a haircut before MrCol takes it upon himself to do it for you.
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Ah support for the campaign from Scotland as well! I'll get the scissors ready.....
I found the farm where they grow your hair - I believe Donal Trump uses the same place http://i.imgur.com/6OVAWdG.jpg
WTF !
dfghdfgh
Bezza, you're cool whatever hair length you sport, but you'd be much cooler going back to a manly haircut.
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We the undersigned understand your support for the recently announced low production of the DeLorean. However, your flowing locks are a distraction to the development team and we have seen a 15% drop in productivity since they were introduced.
Please Bezza, go for a haircut before MrCol takes it upon himself to do it for you.
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If you lot think seeing this once a month for a week is bad, try living with the bloke!
Ah support for the campaign from Scotland as well! I'll get the scissors ready.....
I found the farm where they grow your hair - I believe Donal Trump uses the same place http://i.imgur.com/6OVAWdG.jpg
WTF !
dfghdfgh
Bezza, you're cool whatever hair length you sport, but you'd be much cooler going back to a manly haircut.
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If you lot think seeing this once a month for a week is bad, try living with the bloke!