Because she has given so much to people in the course of her great entertainment career, we _____ the undersigned, hereby demand that BETTY WHITE, star of stage and screen, be allowed to manage the World Champion New York Yankees during a regular season game in the year of 2010! In her role as manager, Betty will set the lineup, appear at home plate for the ground-rules, order pinch-hitters and remove pitchers. In the event of a close call, she will serve as the officially ordained Yankee spokesperson to argue with the umpires. MAKE BETTY WHITE MANAGER OF THE YANKEES... NOW!