Dear Brian Kelly,

We'd rather lose out with Zaire, then win out with Golson. The Irish are not headed to the playoffs, so the season is basically done as far as we're concerned. Every time we watch that pile of vomit known as Everett Golson play, we want to gouge out our eyes so we don't have to be subjected to such horrible quarterback play. He is every opponents best player. Please, please bench him and never let him see the field again.

Sincerely,

Irish fans.