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create a machine to turn people into peanuts

create a machine to turn people into peanuts

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Started by idk something 11 years ago

so look guys, because like you realize that peanuts are used for so many things while humans just arent
like you cant eat a human wrapped in a huge ball of chocolate and say its legal too, like, besides, it would cost too much. and either way, you have so many friends as a peanut its insane because you're in this factory and you're being processed down the line saying "hey! when i get processed, i wanna be in a reeses candy!" or like "hey, if we get to be mixed into the same candy, lets be friends until the day we die!" and that usual. humans these days arent even like that anymore, they'll leave you behind just to look forward to money and greed and what ever they personally want, to use you and to throw you out, peanuts wont do this.


also on information on peanuts here states peanuts are "Peanuts are usually problem free", so you wouldnt have any problems as a peanut.

4 Comments

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Sarah Kelly
10 years ago Featured

my life is a mess right now so honestly this sounds like an upgrade

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Dave Gutierrez
11 years ago Featured

bruh im so sick of being a human lol being a peanut sounds way less stressful tbh

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Richard Averitt
11 years ago

I'm signing because I'll sign any petition.

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Alfhild
11 years ago

So much yes!

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