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Become a Cabbage

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selden
9 years ago

BE A CABBAGE BECOME A CABBAGE!

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Cat
11 years ago

My mom thinks this is just a phase.

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Anonymous
11 years ago

Yaas

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Dewann
11 years ago

Yaas

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Bella
11 years ago

The only solution to life. Without it I would've been a goner

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kaycie
11 years ago

YES CABBAGE

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macy
11 years ago

this is my religion.

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Taylor Henry
11 years ago

This makes us cabbage patch kids

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Taylor Henry
11 years ago

You are accepted

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Iamthecabbage
11 years ago

I AM THE CABBAGE ✌️

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Celi
11 years ago

Wtf

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courtney sickles
11 years ago Featured

I would like to be a cabbage, please. I feel so out of place with the other kids. I feel like the cabbage patch is where I actually belong. It would be a lifetime dream come true if I got accepted to become a cabbage.

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leah
11 years ago

Gift*

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leah
11 years ago

Hell*

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leah
11 years ago Featured

Cabbage is the knower of all that is holy,all that is unholy and all that has very been and with cabbage's lovely lady lettuce nothing is impossible. And all they ask for in return is are unquestioning obedience. I will lay down my life for the great and noble cabbage and lovely lady lettuce. Every breath I take I thank cabbage for ,every child's laughter is a gift from cabbage,he'll every day lived is a merciful gives from our Lord and saviour cabbage. Thank you cabbage for all you have done

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Taylor Henry
11 years ago

Cabbage. We have chosen you to give our souls to. We shall commence the sacrificing of our souls. *stabs self* *draws pentagram on cabbage with blood* Shhh shh.. this is for the best. It will all be over soon...

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leah
11 years ago

We must sacrifice ourselfs in the heavenly named of cabbage

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Taylor Henry
11 years ago

Cabbage is the creator of all

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Taylor Henry
11 years ago

Someone finally understands my need to be a cabbage

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@hellaselfies
11 years ago

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