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Cabbage is the knower of all that is holy,all that is unholy and all that has very been and with cabbage's lovely lady lettuce nothing is impossible. And all they ask for in return is are unquestioning obedience. I will lay down my life for the great and noble cabbage and lovely lady lettuce. Every breath I take I thank cabbage for ,every child's laughter is a gift from cabbage,he'll every day lived is a merciful gives from our Lord and saviour cabbage. Thank you cabbage for all you have done
BE A CABBAGE BECOME A CABBAGE!
My mom thinks this is just a phase.
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The only solution to life. Without it I would've been a goner
YES CABBAGE
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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Many thanks,
Creator of the "Becoming-a-Cabbage" petition & friends
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I would like to be a cabbage, please. I feel so out of place with the other kids. I feel like the cabbage patch is where I actually belong. It would be a lifetime dream come true if I got accepted to become a cabbage.
Cabbage is the knower of all that is holy,all that is unholy and all that has very been and with cabbage's lovely lady lettuce nothing is impossible. And all they ask for in return is are unquestioning obedience. I will lay down my life for the great and noble cabbage and lovely lady lettuce. Every breath I take I thank cabbage for ,every child's laughter is a gift from cabbage,he'll every day lived is a merciful gives from our Lord and saviour cabbage. Thank you cabbage for all you have done
BE A CABBAGE BECOME A CABBAGE!
My mom thinks this is just a phase.
Yaas
Yaas
The only solution to life. Without it I would've been a goner
YES CABBAGE
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I would like to be a cabbage, please. I feel so out of place with the other kids. I feel like the cabbage patch is where I actually belong. It would be a lifetime dream come true if I got accepted to become a cabbage.