People paid a lot of money to attend Super Bowl 50. Advertisers paid a lot of money to show their (lackluster ads) during the game. People spent time, effort, and money on their Super Bowl parties. And what did they get? A low, incessant "Woooooooooooo!" over what is probably Peyton Manning's last game.

Sure, we could find the guy responsible and ban him from NFL events. But how about a little poetic justice instead? Let's find him and beat him with a vuvuzela instead!