Given his newly-verified status as VS System\'s most high-profile Barn, we request and demand that Upper Deck Entertainment create a special card just for Michael Barnes. The card title would be Michael Barnes: Barnacle and would have a suitable version such as \'A-Rod\'s Barn\' or \'Biggest of the Barns\' or just simply \'Barn Door.\' A suitable cost might be zero, and some appropriate game text would be \'If A-Rod enters play, attach Michael Barnes to him. He is now considered \'barned\'. At the start of the combat phase, A-Rod may discard Barnes to get a free win.\' We the undersigned recognise the unique status of this legendary Barn and insist he be immortalised in card form forever.

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