No More Barefoot Air Travel
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No More Barefoot Air Travel

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Imagine the scenario. Your on a plane. Your happy. Plane takes off. Your in the Air. The seatbelt sign goes off. Your making yourself comfortable and looking forward to relaxing on the flight. Your happy. Then, it begins.



In the gap between the seats, or next to you, FEET!



Some inconsiderate has inflicted their nasty feet on you and the world.



They sit and wiggle their chapped monstrosities like they belong in a magazine. The nasty toes wiggling freely like a demented mutated mole who has just come from the depths of a nuclear wasteland, polluting the air of you and your fellow travellers. Toe nails going in different directions like country roads with no purpose, sharp enough to cut the pleasure from your very day, fungus that hasn't seen the light of day in years (but now they let it out), hair that looks like five heads of Medusa, discoloured hard skin like the inside of a burnt out kettle and all the other facets about feet that make our skin crawl.



These people shove their feet through the seats and into your personal space, as if you should be privileged, like they are giving you the last dew kissed rose of the summer.



We need to stop this horrible epidemic!



With this petition, we hope to help every poor unfortunate soul that has had to experience that crippling feeling when the cold, sweaty toe of a stranger strokes the side of your arm, we hope to stop the feeling of digging your nails deep into your skull and ripping your face off and tearing it into confetti every time a set of vomit inducing stumps appears through the seats from behind, we want to stop having to witness the atrocities of feet wiggling carelessly next to you or walking up and down the aisles. We want to stop these crimes against humanity!



We are petitioning for an all out ban on being barefoot on an aircraft. Feet must be covered! The entire sole of the foot and the toes at the very least.



We need your help. Sign this petition and when we get over 100,000 signatures we will send it to ALL airlines in Ireland and the UK in the hope that we can end this epidemic.

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