MR. INCREDIBLE
Is this on?
INTERVIEWER
That's fine.
MR. INCREDIBLE
I can break through walls, I just can't...
INTERVIEWER
That's fine.
MR. INCREDIBLE
I can't get this on.
INTERVIEWER
So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity?
MR. INCREDIBLE
Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a
single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
ELASTIGIRL
Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this
at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know
what I mean?
FROZONE
Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret
identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I
said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or
anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a
super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.
MR. INCREDIBLE
No matter how many times you save the world, it always
manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,
you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this
mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?''
INTERVIEWER
I could get to that point.
MR. INCREDIBLE
''Please?''
INTERVIEWER
Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished.
MR. INCREDIBLE
Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know?
Relax a little and raise a family.
ELASTIGIRL
Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!
I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the
world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so.
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POLICE RADIO
We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed
pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling nort
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SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR. INCREDIBLE Is this on? INTERVIEWER That's fine. MR. INCREDIBLE I can break through walls, I just can't... INTERVIEWER That's fine. MR. INCREDIBLE I can't get this on. INTERVIEWER So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity? MR. INCREDIBLE Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time? ELASTIGIRL Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know what I mean? FROZONE Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good. MR. INCREDIBLE No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?'' INTERVIEWER I could get to that point. MR. INCREDIBLE ''Please?'' INTERVIEWER Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished. MR. INCREDIBLE Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family. ELASTIGIRL Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so. __________________________________________SCENE 2__________________________________________ POLICE RADIO We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling nort
donald trump maga lawl
Save our nation. RESIGN ! NOW
get him out already. he is destroying everything my grandpa worked for. worst president in history.
OBAMA HAS TO GO NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA IS FOR AMERICANS
hes a total disaster. just look at the border. total chaos.