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BAN! THE WICKES ADVERT!!

BAN! THE WICKES ADVERT!!

Closed — 12 supporters Verified

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Started by Anonymous 15 years, 4 months ago


It is not the needless pauses between sentences, nor a deep in built envy of DIY people that are 'handy' (though this is plausible - given my lamentable attempt at "sealing" a simple join of lino and wood today - the best part being the "I'll be backery" to myself with the sealant thing gun) no, oh no; it is the smug manner on which the final word is pronounced - like it is tickling his mouth on the way out like a slippery little wordfish.  There's no need, I am angry - you should be too. 

 

I CALL FOR AN INSTANT AND PERMANENT BAN!

 

Sign this PETITION and let's reclaim the telebox for the forces of light until the next great struggle begins.

 

I thank you.

 

Dzack Javies

3 Comments

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s elliott
3 years ago Featured

It seems i'm a bigot and not welcome in yur store for not agreeing with the current twisted dangerous gender ideology. Fair enough! I can get the supplies i need quite easily elsewhere and duly intend to! Bye Bye Wickes..

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Gary Shepherd
15 years ago Featured

Honestly that advert makes me want to put my foot through the screen. Its so smug and posh sounding. Glad im not the only one annoyed by it.

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John velvick
3 years ago

Disgusting company