BAN! THE WICKES ADVERT!!
It is not the needless pauses between sentences, nor a deep in built envy of DIY people that are 'handy' (though this is plausible - given my lamentable attempt at "sealing" a simple join of lino and wood today - the best part being the "I'll be backery" to myself with the sealant thing gun) no, oh no; it is the smug manner on which the final word is pronounced - like it is tickling his mouth on the way out like a slippery little wordfish. There's no need, I am angry - you should be too.
I CALL FOR AN INSTANT AND PERMANENT BAN!
Sign this PETITION and let's reclaim the telebox for the forces of light until the next great struggle begins.
I thank you.