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Ban Rachel Ashcroft's Face

Ban Rachel Ashcroft's Face

Closed — 23 supporters Verified

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Rachael A.
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Started by Anonymous 19 years, 3 months ago
This is a petition to ban Rachel Ashcroft\'s face, or atleast its public display. For 16 years Rachel\'s face has been a source of visual pollution and a cause of much psychological distress for those around her. It has also been linked to cateracts and general cancer of the eyes. Rachel\'s face has also came into conflict without the majority of world organised religions, being called \'sinful\' \'blasphemous\' and with the Holy See even warning of the Antichrist. Her face is also said to have made the baby Jesus cry, the eyes of the Prophet Muhammad bleed and caused several Vietnamese monks to choose to set themselves on fire in the 60\'s. By signing this petition you agree that Rachel\'s face should be barred from public display, possibly by use of a paper bag or similar.

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Sarah Banerjee
19 years ago Featured

literally just a paper bag is all we are asking for. is that really too much to ask???

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Dave Hudson
19 years ago Featured

About time someone said it. Seen her at the shops once and my eyes have been burning for three days straight.