We, the people associated and in conjunction with members of the 4 Seasons party group, hereby declare that the tension between Summer and a male party appropriately nicknamed after a primate and also a video game character has accumulated in abundance of the sexual nature without release for an extended period of time. We petition for both aforementioned parties to engage in sexual intercourse and release this tension so that all parties associated may no longer have to suffer. We will gladly provide suitable quarters and necessary prophylactics for this event to take place. Please, just bang it out already.