Ban Andy Townsend From Football Punditry
I put it to you that Andy Townsend be hearby banned from being a football pundit in any capacity. For years we has polluted our screens with appalling commentary and analysis, despite the fact that I have never met someone who likes his style of presenting. I do not want to turn on my television to watch a match and have it ruined by Mr Townsend and his ridiculous double negative statements, and quotes like... "And now it's Oliver Kahn's turn to taste the ball in the back of the net." "Koller was literally, literally, right up his backside there."