Help Us Rid America Of Unpatriotic Poodles
We, the Patriotic Dog Foundation Of America, are presenting to you this petition with a request for your support. We are attempting to take back our country from the evils of the invaders. Did you know that Poodles are of French ancestry The FRENCH imported the Poodle to Great Britain in 1874, founding the Poodle Club Of England in 1876. The Poodle Club of the United States was formed in 1896, but was DISBANNED because someone learned the real truth, that Poodles are french spies. Unfortunately, the Poodle loving French managed to cooerce the Americans to reinstate their Poodle club in 1931. It's time to push these evil French spies out of our country. Please support us in this movement.