We all know the hassle of wearing pants or have at least witnessed some of them. You spend money on them, iron, and wash them, but for what? So that they may get tarnished? You're eating your delicious fries and then you get a hideous red glob of ketchup on your pants. What do you do? Trying to clean it right there on the spot will only make it worse. Who's going to want to talk to some loser with ketchup stained pants? NO ONE! A simple solution: Take them off and toss them aside and say good ridance! What reason do you have not to? You wouldn't purposefully handicap yourself would you? It's like Goku training at 100x gravity. Take a good long hard look at yourself. You're not a Saiyan are you? Didn't think so! Break free of your limits, release your inhibitors. Pants are often uncomfortable and restrict your range of movement. Never would you have to worry about the dreaded moose knuckle and for the ladies, you can avoid that ungodly camel toe. You see the benefits that wearing no pants can reap? This is a call to arms to major business and companies. Ban the pants. Wouldn't you like your customers and employees more if they weren't wearing pants? They would appear to be less of a douchebag and less annoying. This is the power of wearing no pants, it can change many things.This is to the commonfolk as well. Boost your self esteem and confidence. What better way to do so than take a stroll to your nearest supermarket and buy some coconut milk in your favorite undies? I'm just saying.