Sporks are inhumane torture devices used to aid with the rapid inhalation of foods. These tools are the primary reason for unhealthy eating habits and ought to be destroyed through the use of every power we contain. All who stand with me, help out! Sign this petition to get sporks eating utensils banned from production. I will not be silenced.
Show your strength, ban a spork.
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Brandon potato
8 years ago
Destroy them all.
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Aidan
9 years ago
Yay
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Anonymous
9 years ago
Ban them! Ban them!
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Lisa
9 years ago
I hate sporks
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Chris Mason
9 years ago
VIVA LE SPORKS
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Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen
9 years ago
Dont firget the forife.
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Alex
9 years ago
Spork it to me
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Roshi Rameshi
9 years ago
Are there even any metal sporks?
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the guy
9 years ago
I got a free spork with a Nutella contest and I never use it
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logan shea
9 years ago
NO MORE SPORKS. SPORK ARE BAD.
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Yulanda McGilvra
9 years ago
I hate sparks. Most useless invention ever.
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Brock Harvey
10 years ago
I hate spork, they are evil
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Johnny Rico
10 years ago
I firmly believe that had the spork not been invented, we would've had a decisive victory against the bugs on Klendathu. Unfortunately this "indecisive" device led to the same indecisiveness that saw our defeat in the battle against the bug race.
We must end indecisiveness and it begins with the SPORK!
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Little Timmy Tucker
10 years ago
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My little brother lost his right eye to a spork. It was kinda his fault for hiding my Power Rangers.
These are tortureous
Sporks are inhumane torture devices used to aid with the rapid inhalation of foods. These tools are the primary reason for unhealthy eating habits and ought to be destroyed through the use of every power we contain. All who stand with me, help out! Sign this petition to get sporks eating utensils banned from production. I will not be silenced. Show your strength, ban a spork.
Destroy them all.
Yay
Ban them! Ban them!
I hate sporks
VIVA LE SPORKS
Dont firget the forife.
Spork it to me
Are there even any metal sporks?
I got a free spork with a Nutella contest and I never use it
NO MORE SPORKS. SPORK ARE BAD.
I hate sparks. Most useless invention ever.
I hate spork, they are evil
I firmly believe that had the spork not been invented, we would've had a decisive victory against the bugs on Klendathu. Unfortunately this "indecisive" device led to the same indecisiveness that saw our defeat in the battle against the bug race. We must end indecisiveness and it begins with the SPORK!
My little brother lost his right eye to a spork. It was kinda his fault for hiding my Power Rangers.
a sporks is proof that the devil is real
I HATE SPORKS
yes...
#downwithsporks