Dear Mark Zuckerburg By the authority of the public, you are here by ordered to ban "like if" posts on facebook, as they scam, and spam our news feeds. It is also misleading because things like "Like if or she'll come get you", "1 Like = 1 Prayer", e.t.c are in fact utterly pointless and disruptive, the common term for these are "Fishing for likes". If you do not comply, we shall raid and report every page that posts these idiotic statuses until the admins can no longer handle it.