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kylie is mean and she should be banned from couch time.
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April 26, 2022
The momentum is incredible. Couch time is finally getting the attention it deserves.
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kylie keeps taking the middle cushion and its honestly rude. couch time is for people who know how to share.
Get her off the sofa!!!!!
Ellen told me to sign this.
No mean people on the couch!
Jepsen?
I'm doing my part! Are you?
Malcolm’s aunt says no couch time!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
kylie is mean and she should be banned from couch time.
Updates
April 26, 2022
The momentum is incredible. Couch time is finally getting the attention it deserves.
19 Comments
She always insists she's a part of couch time. But really she just inserts herself between me and my lover David
kylie keeps taking the middle cushion and its honestly rude. couch time is for people who know how to share.
Get her off the sofa!!!!!
Ellen told me to sign this.
No mean people on the couch!
Jepsen?
I'm doing my part! Are you?
Malcolm’s aunt says no couch time!
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She always insists she's a part of couch time. But really she just inserts herself between me and my lover David