Colleagues,

This is a official petition to ban pedro from the fantasy league.

As Pedro has not been a part of the district for many years now, and quite frankly never really was a part of the district when he was a part of the district, nor did he ever contribute in any way shape or form to the district (Plus he owes a few people a lot of money here), it is time to remove him from the friendly competition among colleagues. Remember, raises have not been easy since the introduction of the Oglebay lights display in room 109.

As someone whose name is attached to this league, I ask that we ban together and do our constitutional duty and remove his name for good and from the record books!

Anonomyus