We, the undersigned, demand that Jake Nebel be banned from all tournament and camp premises. Most importantly, we demand that any argument authored by Mr. Nebel be considered illegitimate and in violation of tournament rules.

We believe that it is in the best interest of the activity to remove his influence entirely. He is perhaps the only person in academia that can lower peer IQs just by speaking. Whatever this article says, as we have neither the time nor the energy to decipher its hieroglyphics and multivariable calculus equations, we know its influence will only damage an already fragile activity.

Semantics is not a real thing. His conception of plans is mind melting. Fairness and education are the reason T exists. This petition is a stance against his manipulatively deceptive good looks. Please stand with us.