Dear Members of Alpha Season,

It has come to the group’s attention that Hammad’s ongoing attempts at comedy have reached a point where action must be taken. While we acknowledge his enthusiasm for humor, the consistent delivery of unfunny material—including questionable jokes and TikToks that leave us bewildered—has disrupted the vibe of the chat and caused irreparable damage to our collective sense of humor.

To preserve the sanctity of Alpha Season’s comedic standards, we hereby propose the following restrictions on Hammad:
1. A complete ban on sending “funny” TikToks to the group chat, effective immediately.
2. A moratorium on jokes, puns, and any attempts at humor until further notice.
3. A mandatory review process should Hammad wish to appeal this ban, which will include peer-reviewed evidence of actual comedic talent.

This decision is not made lightly, but with the goal of ensuring that Alpha Season remains a place where laughter thrives—not dies.

We trust that all members will support this motion for the greater good.

Sincerely,
The Alpha Season Council of Comedy Standards